Sceptilesolarbeam. A regular OT user that manages to irritate people every time he posts a topic yet can be very reasonable and intelligent when responding to other people's. His profile claims that he is God. We have been unable to verify this, as the last 5 people to try were smited. Regardless, he is a big Haruhi, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, Higurashi, Umineko, etc. fan.
Has divorced Ryoko Asakura, a former waifu. Now has a totally platonic love, he swears, for Haru Usami from G-Senjou no Maou (bottom right).